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Freethinkerland
19.04.2021 23:09:29
Crazy

Everyone excited for the 20th of April? I know I am c:

19.04.2021 23:09:29
Chat too much shit for my own good, with sprinkled with an annoying amount of shitposting
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Atheista
19.04.2021 23:24:57
traggot

bimboland time is an hour behind real time, but happy april 20th everyone!

19.04.2021 23:24:57
19 s/he if u can alternate, just she if u cant. bleach blonde transfem. debate me for free wins and listen to ayesha erotica album big juicy released my bday 2016. also read about TBs neglect of the site and join the discord server on it

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Freethinkerland
19.04.2021 23:51:09
CinnamonSugar

What does a caffeine crash feel like?

I tried an energy drink today, which had way more caffeine than my usual cup of coffee. And within a few hours, I felt terrible (and still do). I'm guessing it's from the caffeine, but I don't know that I've ever had a caffeine crash before to know what it feels like.

19.04.2021 23:51:09
“If you know someone who’s depressed, please resolve never to ask them why. Depression isn’t a straightforward response to a bad situation; depression just is, like the weather.” ~Stephen Fry
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Posts 14
Atheista
19.04.2021 23:57:00
izzywave

Hi i dont know if this is the right thread but i just got a job interview and im so happy i havent had one for 2 years and ive never had a job so this could be my first one ever!! i dont think im going to get the job so im not going to get my hopes up but getting interviews is good and its a starting point so im so happy and i really hope it goes well and fingers crossed i get the job although its slim

19.04.2021 23:57:00

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Freethinkerland
19.04.2021 23:59:24
CinnamonSugar

Izzy, yes, it's fine to post that here. This thread is for pretty much anything (except porn, sexual roleplay, or other things that are against forum rules).

19.04.2021 23:59:24
“If you know someone who’s depressed, please resolve never to ask them why. Depression isn’t a straightforward response to a bad situation; depression just is, like the weather.” ~Stephen Fry
Living with depression? Connect with others at the Mental Health Check-in.
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Agnostica
20.04.2021 01:48:24
craigslist-stripper

coming here to vent but basically i graduate in less than 1 month and i am so nervous. i feel sick to my stomach all the time and i have no motivation, sometimes i just stand and stare at the floor floor and i feel paralyzed like i cant get anything done. my professors are recommending that i start applying for jobs right now but i feel so overwhelmed at just the idea of trying to start my career!! all ive ever done my whole life is go to school, im scared to move on and do something else. i am confident in my abilities but i am not a people person and im worried thats going to hold me back a lot more now...

ive been crying all night thinking about this and procrastinating a project that i have due tomorrow. i dont know what to do with myself anymore

20.04.2021 01:48:24

*****as rat missionary it is my purpose to ensure that you know of our lord and savior "sweet jesus" and are able to view his image at least once before final judgement



a lovely portrait of my date look done by Mawesmazing ❤️❤️❤️


a very alluring drawing of my miss bimbo costume done by THAT bitch ❤️❤️❤️

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Atheista
20.04.2021 03:07:04
LizardKiwi

Sometimes I go on hunger strikes when I fight with my mom. No, they don't achieve anything except my head hurting from being hungry. I don't feel good
edit: I have come to the realization that that might be a form of self harm .-.

20.04.2021 03:07:04
Call me Ezra pls :)
Strawberry Shortcake
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Atheista
20.04.2021 03:57:42
FunnyValentine

FunnyValentine wrote:
Coral Catharsis wrote:
@FunnyValentine If he’s ignoring you already he may not be worth your time to invest in. If he’s a busy guy give it a day or two to reply to you but I wouldn’t put myself in a situation where Im always waiting on a guy in hopes he’ll change.
yeah i reached out and told him to call me, we'll see how this goes but this is the only time i am going to message him first cause im not going to beg
yeah he called me and then dumped me :D

20.04.2021 03:57:42

ダーティー・ディース・ダン・ダート・チープ!
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Atheista
20.04.2021 09:28:49
traggot

thank you to bimbolands staff for having a craze on my birthday. love that for me. none of the rest of you have my sharing a birthday with a staff member and accidentally getting a birthday craze due to that clout

20.04.2021 09:28:49
19 s/he if u can alternate, just she if u cant. bleach blonde transfem. debate me for free wins and listen to ayesha erotica album big juicy released my bday 2016. also read about TBs neglect of the site and join the discord server on it

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Atheista
20.04.2021 13:40:20
Mona Elizabeth

My profile is going through another one of those phases where almost no one visits/comments and I feel so lonely *cries*

20.04.2021 13:40:20
With love, Mona Elizabeth
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What is its mission?
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The establishment of The Fashionable Republic of Ximboland is a response to the widespread demand for a democratic alternative to autocratic social media governance. The world’s major social media platforms claim to be based on good will and fair governance however most seek to impose their world-view on all of their users.
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When was The Fashionable Republic of Ximboland founded?
2007

What is the capital city of The Fashionable Republic of Ximboland?
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How many states make up The Fashionable Republic of Ximboland?
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