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Secville
16.04.2021 18:41:58
gabou777

oooh whats the name of your book? :)

16.04.2021 18:41:58
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Reasonopia
16.04.2021 18:44:07
AnastazjaNadia

original Polish title "czuła przewodniczka. Kobieca droga do siebie" Natalia de Barbaro :)

16.04.2021 18:44:07
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Reasonopia
16.04.2021 20:49:34
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CinnamonSugar wrote:
I hate customer services sometimes.

I tried a new multivitamin which contains magnesium. Magnesium in the past has caused me diarrhea. This multivitamin did, too. The company claims it has a 90 day money back guarantee. However, when I told them I had diarrhea after taking their product, they told me there was no way their product caused diarrhea & I couldn't get my money back. I explained to them what I just said here (that I think it's the magnesium). She repeated that it couldn't be their product because their product doesn't cause diarrhea. 

Ha ha ha. But also soooo annoying. 

Edit: also, now, I kind of want to be a troll & post a bunch of negative reviews. 

Edit 2: I just got a call from the phone # that was customer service. I didn't answer. The voicemail was, "Hello?....Hello?..." but nothing saying that they were so-and-so from customer service. 
oh, that really sucks! in addition... that voicemail is so strange?? why would anyone leave one like that... interesting... sorry you werent able to get your money back :(

16.04.2021 20:49:34
 
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16.04.2021 22:39:17
AnastazjaNadia

Hata joga is the best, what happend in my life since march 2020. 

16.04.2021 22:39:17
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Atheista
17.04.2021 04:03:20
morguegirl

is anyone else finding the internet really empty and boring lately?

17.04.2021 04:03:20
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Reasonopia
17.04.2021 11:35:08
AnastazjaNadia

2 times in a row I wake up at 4 am and can't sleep. how to live?

17.04.2021 11:35:08
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Atheista
17.04.2021 11:51:45
Bimkko

vergeoise is the superior sugar

17.04.2021 11:51:45
begging yall to balance out my reactions im pissed with the difference between heart eyes and the othersdont u dare heart eyes me some more
he/him NOT A NATIVE ENGLISH SPEAKER DON'T COME AT ME WITH CLASSIST STANDARDS OF PERFECT LANGUAGE ITS BS ♥
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Freethinkerland
17.04.2021 11:58:53
CinnamonSugar

AnastazjaNadia wrote:
2 times in a row I wake up at 4 am and can't sleep. how to live?
There is a sleep thread somewhere....*returns with link*  https://bimbo.land/forum/who-has-sleep-issues-how-we-cope/t4950?page=3#post_541464

I don't have a good solution, though. I have tried a lot of products over the years. Sometimes something will work but later won't work. 

17.04.2021 11:58:53
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Freethinkerland
17.04.2021 13:28:25
Ailenne

I don't know if I want to go to university anymore. Education is exhausting and it just seems like too much pressure. It was always my life goal to go to uni, and I'm meant to be starting in September, but I don't even know if I want that.

17.04.2021 13:28:25

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Atheista
17.04.2021 14:29:24
torrenoia

when will s*ssy accounts stop looking at my profile i hate ittt

17.04.2021 14:29:24
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