lets be real here

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Legal Alien

Level 30
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Posts 213
Atheista
17.03.2021 17:59:37
mizzery

The look the lips the tits the taste
The hair the eye the skin the waist
You see what I can do on a microphone
So think bout what I'm gonna do to you at home

17.03.2021 17:59:37

Legal Alien

Level 14
Sex Appeal 1919
Reputation 1887
Posts 21
Atheista
17.03.2021 19:11:59
Romannn

I'm so excited and afraid

17.03.2021 19:11:59
Citizen
VEC

Level 21
Sex Appeal 9972
Reputation 6850
Posts 26
Freethinkerland
17.03.2021 19:17:08
VEC

i have so much stuff i need to do rn but i'm too anxious to do any of it

17.03.2021 19:17:08
Senator

Level 201
Sex Appeal 6490420
Reputation 81261
Posts 1429
Agnostica
17.03.2021 21:29:42
SpermLover

I could listen to the sound of rain all the time, It’s so relaxing 

17.03.2021 21:29:42

Citizen

Level 20
Sex Appeal 5640
Reputation 4006
Posts 5
Atheista
17.03.2021 21:55:45
Cunthia

my gf is so beautiful <3

17.03.2021 21:55:45
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Citizen

Level 54
Sex Appeal 123089
Reputation 61513
Posts 535
Atheista
17.03.2021 22:47:38
Mona Elizabeth

That massive banner about PB earnings/term at the top of the page is super annoying lol

17.03.2021 22:47:38
With love, Mona Elizabeth
She/Her Please 
Legal Alien

Level 14
Sex Appeal 1919
Reputation 1887
Posts 21
Atheista
17.03.2021 23:10:51
Romannn

At least I have a face now...

17.03.2021 23:10:51
Citizen

Level 37
Sex Appeal 38588
Reputation 20266
Posts 998
Atheista
18.03.2021 01:02:52
Mimbo Bimbo

VEC wrote:
i have so much stuff i need to do rn but i'm too anxious to do any of it
same yikes

18.03.2021 01:02:52
Red lip? NO. Earrings? NO. High heels? NO. Handbag? NO.

Citizen

Level 27
Sex Appeal 14612
Reputation 8983
Posts 180
Atheista
18.03.2021 01:21:57
FunnyValentine

ok so. this is a little deep from what i usually be saying but like ...yesterday during my birthday 6 asian women were shot dead in a massage parlor by a man in acworth GA and like ...yesterday i was too blazed to notice... but like i am asian but i don't really consider the possibility that i could be a victim of a hate crime. like that is actually crazy. like any of my family members could be assaulted or worse at any point and i can't do anything about it...and the fact that the sheriff said that he was just having a "bad day"???? seriously? and my mom booked me a massage a couple days ago for tomorrow and i don't know its just creeping me out. im sorry for rambling..but like...im just nervous

18.03.2021 01:21:57

ダーティー・ディース・ダン・ダート・チープ!
Citizen

Level 41
Sex Appeal 54900
Reputation 34403
Posts 487
Atheista
18.03.2021 01:35:17
Queerla

@FunnyValentine you don't have to be sorry about rambling at all. It's infuriating and absolutely heartbreaking that a white terrorist murdered so many Asian women and also that the media and the cops are just signing off on whorephobia, not admitting that it was the specific kind of racism directed at Asian women that links Asian women's bodies to the assumption of sex work that goes back hundreds of years that was motivating the white supremacist terrorist...it's not ok and it's really scary and I know things have been getting worse and worse with white people doing violence to Asian people. I am holding you in my heart and your family and witnessing how hard and awful it is right now. (And also I'm organizing in my local community to end white supremacy because fuck "thoughts and prayers" without action,right?) Anyway. <3 <3 <3 <3 <3.

18.03.2021 01:35:17
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