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25.01.2021 03:25:13
morguegirl

torrenoia wrote:
what was even the purpose of everskies launching when it did, the games are buggy, there's stuff they're still implementing, the forums are still a mess. all they did was wipe everyone's money and all the clothes lmao what did they "launch"
right? i thought everything would be fixed and the game would be perfect, but it's worse. it’s like they’ve thrown all the work they’ve done before in the trash

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25.01.2021 03:51:17
miesha

Tbh i just think parrot is an inexperienced person when it comes to being the owner of a site. His coding skills are great and all but i think he just miscalculated how much time he needs for this game to be at its highest performance + the fact that most people came from tiktok probably overwhelmed him. I doubt he expected 9k users daily :/ 

25.01.2021 03:51:17
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25.01.2021 03:59:11
morguegirl

miesha wrote:
Tbh i just think parrot is an inexperienced person when it comes to being the owner of a site. His coding skills are great and all but i think he just miscalculated how much time he needs for this game to be at its highest performance + the fact that most people came from tiktok probably overwhelmed him. I doubt he expected 9k users daily :/ 
i think he did an incredible job because he created my dream dress up game, but i agree with you, he could have done it more slowly. but i am optimistic that everything will be almost perfect in less than a month

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25.01.2021 04:09:20
pierrot

saw my girlfriend for the first time in two months, very awesome she's so beautiful and I got a wax seal stamp so i can write her letters!!!

25.01.2021 04:09:20
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25.01.2021 04:23:39
miesha

morguegirl wrote:
i think he did an incredible job because he created my dream dress up game, but i agree with you, he could have done it more slowly. but i am optimistic that everything will be almost perfect in less than a month
Yeah i agree, i think he was just pressured bc so many people wanted to join the game and stuff like that, he also has to deal with lots of drama and accusations. I havent seen him on much now so im assuming hes working and doing his best, so yeah i think itll be all good soon :] and of course any typical game has to have its additional updates over the next few months so im sure we’ll be seeing more games and stuff

25.01.2021 04:23:39
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25.01.2021 04:53:33
morguegirl

does anyone know how to center the text on the profile? i tried <center> and stuff but it didn't worked :'(

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25.01.2021 05:00:33
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morguegirl wrote:
does anyone know how to center the text on the profile? i tried <center> and stuff but it didn't worked :'(
just found out!!!

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25.01.2021 05:08:14
meatbomb

who ever decided to price kitchen knife sets that high isn't seeing heaven 

25.01.2021 05:08:14
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25.01.2021 06:08:51
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I am afraid of what milder than usual winters mean but I am also grateful for this one because I'm not stuck inside my house ALL the time, just most of the time.

25.01.2021 06:08:51
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25.01.2021 06:40:03
miesha

I love how pink stole the spot as my favorite color bc purple has been reigning supreme for literally 90% of my life, like genuinely. Theres literally a joke within my family and grandparents about how much i loved purple and in 2020 that changed just bc i became less depressed LMAO

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