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Atheista
13.01.2021 03:06:36
Big Boy JENKINS

^this, i think it was A "selling point" in that it makes you go What the fuck initialy but the more i learned abotu this place hte less funny it became

13.01.2021 03:06:36
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Freethinkerland
13.01.2021 06:57:30
Fatherschild

well i hate my job !

13.01.2021 06:57:30
STAND OUT, DO NOT FIT IN

 

Legal Alien

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Atheista
13.01.2021 09:33:12
Cherry Whine

same here homie it feels like im dieing
Forest Witch
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I fell asleep “for a moment” at 8pm and now it’s 2am and I don’t know who I am or what year it is


13.01.2021 09:33:12
Citizen

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Atheista
13.01.2021 09:57:28
RoxieCox

it's almost 5am and i need to sleep but i wanna dueeeel 

13.01.2021 09:57:28

Senator

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Freethinkerland
13.01.2021 12:36:34
CinnamonSugar

I put a bra on today & was like, "Ooh, I look good."

13.01.2021 12:36:34
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Freethinkerland
13.01.2021 14:05:47
Anna Lena

LillyAnn wrote:
Pepper spray helps. I haven't used it yet, it works well just showing you have one ;)
Unfortunately, pepper sprays are illegal here as they're considered "weapons" but I've heard that hair spray basically does the trick too.. luckily I haven't had to use it so far!

13.01.2021 14:05:47
Kawaii Mew
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Freethinkerland
13.01.2021 14:12:07
Anna Lena

Juggalo Rights wrote:
LillyAnn wrote:
Political flavor is distinctive advantage for BL. That's what makes it different from other dress up doll games. And lot of drama of course lol
i thought it was funny when i joined, like the disconnect between all the bimbo shit and then the serious political manifestos of the states, but if someone said that chris was getting rid of it i wouldn't care at all. it's funny flavor text. anything else is obnoxious
I remember when I was looking at the states when I joined BL I thought that that's so interesting because the old MissBimbo didn't have things like this. And it was talking about abortion, gun rights and boob jobs - although I haven't seen anything about pregnancy or guns apart from the items in the shops...

Also, I think I read that some states have compulsory boob jobs (not sure if it is Secville) but is that genuinely enforced?

13.01.2021 14:12:07
Kawaii Mew
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Secville
13.01.2021 14:13:36
Forest Witch

anybody else is always cold? I feel I'm so cold I could become a human ice compress for people with fever

13.01.2021 14:13:36
“She never looked nice. She looked like art, and art wasn’t supposed to look nice; it was supposed to make you feel something.” - Rainbow Rowell
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Freethinkerland
13.01.2021 14:17:08
Dye96

Forest Witch wrote:
anybody else is always cold? I feel I'm so cold I could become a human ice compress for people with fever
I'm literally having shivers now

13.01.2021 14:17:08
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Fashion Police

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Freethinkerland
13.01.2021 14:17:52
LillyAnn

Well yeah, before pepper spray I used to take with me small bottle of perfume. Basically anything with alcohol could be of help and no one can blame a girl for having a perfume or something like that.
I don't know if pepper spray is forbidden in my country. I guess not. I bought it in official shop. There is a difference between professional ones and those for civil use. Mine is small, fits the hand.
Of course, if was about to go to the club or concert, where security look at your bag it would be taken away from me for sure, they indeed took away from me both lighter and perfume a several times. I was like how tf I can light the cig then, since some of these concerts were open air and some that were inside still allowed smoking lol that made no sense, but it would make a sense to not allow pepper spray at such places and environments.  

13.01.2021 14:17:52

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