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06.09.2020 23:54:25
pineconeupmyass


@ the lobster lovers... thoughts on this lad?

06.09.2020 23:54:25
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07.09.2020 00:46:36
Lil' George Bubblegum

Bro I missed my mom's cakes so much. Today was a great day simply because I got to eat one again and that alone made me happy
I guess the feelings she put on it passed on. My mom loves cooking and she especially loves making food for us. A great early bday gift :')

07.09.2020 00:46:36
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07.09.2020 01:15:37
pineconeupmyass

peeslurper69 wrote:

Skye Sweetnam owned this movie btw <3

07.09.2020 01:15:37
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07.09.2020 03:00:23
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pineconeupmyass wrote:

@ the lobster lovers... thoughts on this lad?
not nearly enough legs. lobsters have 10. this bitch has 4. 

07.09.2020 03:00:23
 
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07.09.2020 03:59:06
Big Boy JENKINS

CommunityVerified wrote:
not nearly enough legs. lobsters have 10. this bitch has 4. 
How do you knwow that youve never been inside larry the lobsters pants. Espacialy not with that attaitude :\

07.09.2020 03:59:06
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07.09.2020 04:09:17
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Big Boy JENKINS wrote:
CommunityVerified wrote:
not nearly enough legs. lobsters have 10. this bitch has 4. 
How do you knwow that youve never been inside larry the lobsters pants. Espacialy not with that attaitude :\
how do you know what pants i have been in

07.09.2020 04:09:17
 
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07.09.2020 04:19:40
Big Boy JENKINS

CommunityVerified wrote:
how do you know what pants i have been in
i have  perosnally engaged in twnder coitus with larry the lobster (from spongenbob) and can assure you that there is nothing but legs. Larry the lobesters entire pelvis is constructed entirely of precariously placed lobster legs,  arranged with all the delicacy of a spaghetti stick and marshmallow teambuilding activity. The harder you look the more there apepear yo be, if you try to count them your mind will be lost to the ceaseless void of infinitey. But i think its more than ten I counted.   Everyone clapped

07.09.2020 04:19:40
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07.09.2020 05:46:57
morguegirl

today i learned that everyone's feelings are valid, except mine <3

07.09.2020 05:46:57
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Freethinkerland
07.09.2020 05:58:20
Cum_Dumpster

morguegirl wrote:
today i learned that everyone's feelings are valid, except mine <3
That's one helluva toxic mindset to have. I'd recommend dropping it for your own safety.

07.09.2020 05:58:20
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07.09.2020 08:55:13
Lil' George Bubblegum

Proud to announce I ate a bunch of raw fish with soy sauce and 4 cake slices and my stomach's still fine

Do I regret it? Absolutely not, that's for cowards. Plus I do need the calories anyway

07.09.2020 08:55:13

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