Helllooooooooooooooooooooooo Bimboland

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Miss Bimbo
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Antitheocra
23.02.2016 15:14:39
Miss Bimbo

Hello Bimbos

This is Miss Bimbo (aka Cindy)

How are ya'll? 
Its been a long time right?
Sorry I have not been in contact. I have been laying down low somewhere in Bimboland as i heard there was a threat made to my make up.
Outrageous. 

I am so happy that our Prime Bimbo and fellow bimbos have done such a great job in maintaining civility law and order in Bimboland whilst i have been away. I see our population is growing rapidly day by day which is exciting and makes me very proud. Bimboland is a home for all the Bimbos from across the world. Its great to be back.

You know my story right? No??
 
Ok - well I grew up in California USA and worked as a coder on a fledgling start up called facebook back in the day.
I should have been super happy and successful in California but instead faced all manner of discrimination. Just for being a bimbo. 
I faced discrimination about my wonderful body, my great breasts and my beautiful face.
Normal humans were extremely mean and rude to me and I was also discriminated every time i left my house. Wolf  whistles in the street, evil stares at the club and at work by my boss, Mark (whom I slept with by the way and whom has a small non bimbo like penis).

I was at the end of my tether and considered taking my own life when I decided there had to be a better way to live. There had to be a place and a sanctity for me and my fellow bimbos. It was then that a few of my bimbo friends and I decided to make a break and create our own society. Our own country. Our own Bimbo land!!

One night in  2007 we took some boats and set sail. After crossing many oceans and risking stilettos, make up and tampons we discovered a group of beautiful uninhibited islands in what has become the modern day Bimboland.
Bimboland was created!

Slowly the word got out and bimbos from every part of the world started to join us. We had bimbos arrive by the boatload. As they sailed in to Bimbo bay past the statue of Bimboty the masses arrived with tears in their eyes. We had bimbos from Japan, England, Venezeula, Afghanistan and all over bringing their fantastic figures, superficiality and vanity to these great shores.

Anyway Now I am living in the beautiful Boob temple on Booby island and I will do my best to support our elected Prime Bimbo in any way I can. I have some friends on Booby island whom i will introduce t  you over the next days and weeks. 

Long live the bimbo!

You can read more about me here and please do drop by and flatter me. I know I am beautiful but i do like to be told it also!
https://www.facebook.com/Miss-Bimbo-125606048730/?fref=ts









23.02.2016 15:14:39
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Freethinkerland
23.02.2016 15:24:08
Betty Byler

Welcome back. I got here while you were gone.

23.02.2016 15:24:08
XXX Luv, Betty Byler XXX
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Reasonopia
23.02.2016 16:12:02
SuperGlamorousGirl!!

Welcome back! :)

23.02.2016 16:12:02
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Antitheocra
23.02.2016 16:50:28
Miss Bimbo

Thanks Bimbos- its great to be back. can't wait to get to know y'all!

23.02.2016 16:50:28
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Atheista
23.02.2016 17:36:37
Mellixsera

Sooooo.... Booby Island is in Antitheocra then...? :)

23.02.2016 17:36:37
Eat clean to stay fit, have a burger to stay sane - Gigi Hadid
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Secville
23.02.2016 18:47:24
Ceres

Welcome back.

23.02.2016 18:47:24
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Reasonopia
24.02.2016 10:12:45
Celina Bangs

Welcome back <3

24.02.2016 10:12:45
"Between two evils, I always pick the one I never tried."
-Mae West

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Antitheocra
25.02.2016 09:40:45
Miss Bimbo

Thanks Bimbos. I've unpacked my bags and arranged my shoes by colour. Feeling right at home on Booby Island!

25.02.2016 09:40:45
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25.02.2016 15:01:06
Ceres

that's cool :)

25.02.2016 15:01:06
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Freethinkerland
27.02.2016 11:56:27
adjubamodece36

Welcome back my star

27.02.2016 11:56:27

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